He had expected to be more useful with his sword arm or knowledge. But the Doppleganger was pulled out of his chores, sorting that “god forbidden” library of dusty scrolls and skin bound tomes to babysit, again.

They said they had important duties, why couldn’t he go? Instead he had to entertain the little spawn of hell with beating him at Jinja until he was sick of losing and Spongebob was on TV.